February 2012
117 posts
pepsidimples:
attractive boy: hi i’m famous attractive boy: hi i’m straight attractive boy: hi i’m a douchebag attractive boy: hi i’m twice your age attractive boy: hi i’m a lot younger than you attractive boy: hi i’m taken attractive boy: hi i’m going to friendzone you
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)
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“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”
– The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka (via seancing)
